Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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