At least make sure they are 18
Why
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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