Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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