Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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