we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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