Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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