Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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