the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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