Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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