you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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