she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I just gargled with NyQuil
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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