It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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