I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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