Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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