But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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