Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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