Pants 0. Shit 1.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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