It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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