I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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