Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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