We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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