Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
there was a trapeze. enough said
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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