"it" just moved
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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