On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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