Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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