What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
this will be a night to untag.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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