so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I think i got beer on your cat.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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