Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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