Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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