don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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