She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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