Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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