If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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