"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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