we have pet lesbian snakes
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Another day, another engagement, another cat
We were destined to go to rehab together
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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