tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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