She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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