1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
how drunk are you?
Several
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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