We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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