dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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