Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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