Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Randomize
