return my video game
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
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