He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
