Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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