i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I'm too high and old for this...
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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