i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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