this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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