she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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