I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
